Around the World in 80 Packs

25 04 2009

TOKYO, Japan – April 24, 2009
A joint venture between Hitatchi Chemical Corp., Panasonic Ltd., and JT Inc. was unveiled at the annual “Smoker’s Style” conference in Odaiba today. Addressing the chronic lack of stand ashtrays dotting the best viewpoints in Japan, the new joint-venture developed Super View Lights over a course of three years which is tentatively scheduled for introduction in Q4 2009. Super View Lights combines the latest pico projector and Greenpeacian technology with the smooth and mild taste of a low-tar cigarette to project the most famous vistas, tundra, and fjords the world has to offer. Initially shipping with “The Caves of Cuba” theme, each package of Super View Lights promises a new super view in every pack. MSRP is estimated at approximately ¥5000 per pack. The added aluminum, glass, silica, sulfur, and lithium used in the projector/battery and burned during use has not measurably shortened the already cancerous final years of clinical trial participants, according to spokesperson Kuro Kemuri.



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