Let’s Have a Donner Party!

Even more pertinent to 19^th century chain-smoking pioneers. Poor, tasty, Mr. Newton Green; the trick is to let the meat thaw at room temperature.

Step right up, Scottish Maidens

Calm down old Japanese man, that’s not One Cup away from the no smoking area; put down the sake jar.
The return Dr. Guillotin. You’re always one step ahead of me. I’m not going to stick my neck out for you any more, sir.

Arachnophonebia

Jeff Daniels would be scared out of his cephalothorax if he forgot his portable ashtray back in Canaima.
Don’t disappoint Jeff Daniels. At least leave him a suitcase full of IOUs. And a Lamborghini Diablo. And Lauren Holly.