Fukurou-et-Crimes

One part conveniently named small French village. Check.
Two thirds 60hp Daihatsu Mira. Check.
Top with stylish 1998 Nagano poorboy olympic hat from HBC. Check.
20 Minutes to drive far enough so the neighbours don’t notice. Check.
I’m ready to litter!

57 Varieties of Keynes

Hey Japan, invest in less manpower and a larger garbage truck. Oh, wait – this is actually considered good policy to combat unemployment and stimulate the economy. Japanese economists of the world unite! The only thing you have to lose is your dignity. It’s like money in the bank, which has a 0.25% interest rate, and turns off its ATM at 5pm.