Baby Got Tobacco

25 09 2008

I know “Aware” isn’t a name I see frequently on the nametags of the kids at my school; Palinominclature must be catching on retroactively. An 88 mile per hour dog walk is all it takes – and a kickin’ playlist on your iPod. I mean that cigarette butt / It’s just so big / I can’t believe it’s so round / It’s just out there / I mean, it’s gross.





Children of the corn based eco-friendly electronic paint

18 09 2008

Gilgamesh, and his donkey/mule/panther-like brother would be proud. I find this sign to be rather unpalletable; stroking the flames of inter-generational rivalries. We cannot allow a paintbrush gap, as the artistically minded youg’ins march upon us we’ll fight them together, my boy!
Even a short vacation back to sanity cannot prevent the revelation of absurdity from re-emerging.