Big in Japan?

An “XL” fire is just a little bigger than a car? Where was this system of fire measurement in 1923?

A questionable entry.

All I’m askin’

Is for a little neglect baby, just a little bit.
Otis Redding can attest to that…

63 more people neglected and I’d have to work in a gratuitous Nat King Cole reference.

Tobacco Mon Amour

Ore mo, ore mo.

Liberté Egalité Ashtré

Phoque the guillotine! Those sans-cullotes could have bought some ridiculously awesome knee-breeches after spending only $5.99 on a portable ashtray at Tokyu Hands instead of padding the coffre-fort of rich ol’ Dr. Guillotin.

Utilitarianism, green and white

Again with the philosophy… I don’t know how doing something in one’s own interest matters when it comes to inhaling buring leaves while failing to recognize its impact on others and how that would translate into a catchy sign affixed to outdoor ashtrays. Oh wait, you meant egotism not egoism? A socially cognisant sign created by a multi-billion dollar tobacco corporation with its main focus on egoism? RANDom as a run-on sentence.

He wasn’t just a vacuum salesman

So with Japan incinerating 80% of their garbage and cities like Yokohama having instructions on how to dispose of such garbage items like “lipstick tubes” and “mis-matched socks” this seems like an easy way to eliminate bureaucracy for the garbage collection yakuza. A chicken in every pot and a stand ashtray in every garage indeed.

Mmmmm… tomacco

The most popular man in Tokyo.

Waiting for Cancer

And here is why so many salarymen decide to cause “Human Accidents” on the subways and trains of Japan. After a stressful 13 hours at the office they head out for a cigarette only to be confronted by some existentialist question that would make Camus wish he’d have written about Japanese signwriters instead of Algerian brothers. Hakuin Ekaku applauds; single handedly.