Sideways umbrella

You’re doing it wrong.

Where’s the blue box?

And here I thought the kind of litter I probably, maybe, kinda, almost, usually, sometimes, see most often in Japan are half burnt little Japanese Archipelagos outside building entrances and high schools. Touché, JTI.

Kanagawa Slims

An innocent stroll with his nicotine lover through the park turns into a jealous battle between Afro-DogWalker and Mr. Sidestep for the burning affection of airborne particulates and gasses called Smoke. Tobacco, You’ve come a long way, baby.

Crouching Tiger…

“And in other news, organizers for the Beijing Olympics have called off the search for Wei Zhao the diminutive torchbearer who went missing during the flame’s brief trip through Japan. He was discovered after an exhausting 13 hour magnifying-glass search lighting cigarettes in Tokyo’s Shinjuku district.  Investigators were contacted after locals complained about spontaneous tobbacco combustion”

When it rains…

I counted, Japan Tobacco Inc., and you’re misrepresenting just how damaging a cigarette is to the environment. According to your own poster 1 cigarette = 96 pieces of trash. What’s next? They’re the leading cause of lung cancer? Hah! Next time if you want to be taken seriously try to get your facts straight Mr. 66.4% domestic marketshare holding, government oligopoly with revenues of ¥4,637,657,000,000.

With hippie multi-nationals like this, no wonder it’s called the Kyoto Protocol.

mosquito – pew pew!

I’ve never worn a short-sleeved shirt that goes over my head. Then again, I also don’t dress up in a horse mask and rummage through the Japanese foothills looking for mushrooms wearing a gas-masked adorned speedo while listening to the soundtrack from Final Fantasy 6… true story

Lt. Dan the Marlboro Man

I fail to see the pointillism of not including that it’s also taller, faster, smarter, and could play Classical Gas at age four. Smoke rules.