Attack of the 50 foot emphysema patient

That is to say, I’m an ignorant asshole who’s twice the size of a 1978 Datsun and hurdles trees on the weekends. Not even afro-rat has the balls to say something to me so I’ll continue to throw my cigarettes wherever I damn well please.

Child Abuse

Evidently targeted towards the abusive parent/smoker demographic:

“After a hard day at work I normally used the back of my hand to beat my children. Now I don’t have to even take off my rings to avoid raising suspicion at school. Thanks anti-smoking sign!”

Child services arrives by helicopter.